Past Blogs Collection, Blog #1

When life gives you lemons, choke on them and die, you stupid lemon-eater

Current mood: pissed off
Category: Life

Well, I wish I could say I came up with the blog title, but I saw it in a Dilbert comic. Good stuff.

Anyway, it pretty much expresses my mood today. My microwave broke. I drove approximately 50 miles to 3 different stores trying to find a new one, which I finally did. My garage door opener is acting up, randomly opening for reasons known only to itself. My fridge in my garage broke down, with LOTS of now-spoiled meat in it. And I found out that I didn't get the job that I had done two interviews for. This makes the second time in a row that I've interviewed twice for a job, only to not get it. I feel like I'm pretty much doomed to make just enough to scrape by for the rest of my life. Either that, or I have pissed off the god of appliances and job opportunities, and he/she/it is being very petty in retribution. Let's hope he/she/it has a short attention span.

Anyway, I guess this is a pretty lousy way to start of my blog, but whatchagonna do. The greatest writers in the world are good because they have something to write about. If your life is going great, what's there to write about? "I feel happy. Life is good. The end."

They always say a successful music artist's sophomore effort tends to be the worst. That's probably because they're successful at that point, so they don't have anything to write about. Unless they're a teen-pop-sensation, because they don't write their own songs anyway. Or play instruments. They just dance and sing. Something tells me Britney Spears won't be featured on any "Great Singers and Songwriters" collections, or Unplugged for that matter.

Porn Movie Title of the Week: Broke Back-Door Mountain
Quote of the week: When life gives you lemons, choke on them and die, you stupid lemon-eater

Out.